– Yes hello, I’m looking for a nice, mellow wine that would go well with pork, roasted root vegetables, and energy-draining relatives.
Our new neighbours have decorated their yard with multi-coloured, multi-function Christmas lights that flash, twinkle, blink, flicker and whatnot. I’ll have to avoid the windows that face their house for the entire holiday season, won’t I? #lightscandle #tistheseasontobesoftlylit
HSP: It’s time for your annual dental hygienist’s appointment soon, isn’t it? HSP’s SO: Yes, in about a month’s time – how’d you know? HSP: *taps nose*