An Observation About Directions

09/03/18

I am, in fact, a natural-born stand up comedian. Yuh-huh! This would be my act: I’d stand on the stage and people would ask me to give them directions to various places. Hilarity would ensue. #pleasedontask

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An Observation About Duties

08/28/18

No matter how exhausted, overwhelmed, and sad I am myself, if I feel someone needs cheering up, I will bloody well put a smile on my face and try to do it.

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An Observation About Yieldance

08/21/18

You know the feeling when you have to go for a massage and the massage therapist is terribly rough and you’re lying there thinking that your back must be particularly bad and yeah let’s not forget you’re sensitive and surely this is just what you need so you grin and bear?

I hope not.  #ow

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This Is My Brain On Sports

08/13/18

I’m not a sports fan in the least, but I just spent hours watching the European Athletics Championships with my dad (who is a huge sports fan, and I’m a fan of my dad). My very active mirror neurons not only fire but also decided to execute some of the movements I was witnessing, so I ended up kicking over a footstool while watching the triple jump final.

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An Observation About BInge-Watching

08/08/18

You know the relationship ritual of binge-watching tv shows together on Netflix? Yeah no. I prefer to experience things alone, because having company would feel like being watched, which would totally get in the way of experiencing.

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Notice To All Patrons!

07/28/18

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I shall return on August 7th. Be good, be kind. xx

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An Observation About Nightlife

06/18/18

You know when you’re enjoying a night out with your friends and you’re in a cosy pub and you have a corner table all to yourselves and everything is lovely, and then someone brings out the idea that you should def. leave the pub and go clubbing? And you think to yourself why the dickens would you go to a place where you can’t really see or hear each other or have any kind of meaningful conversation?

And then the suspicion arises that that is what they want...

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An Observation About Efficiency

06/11/18

I’m a fabulously efficient shopper, especially when there’s a bit of a crowd. No browsing or looking around; beelining straight to shelves 2, 13 and 47 to get what I need, pay, get out.

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An Observation On Hawthorn

05/29/18

A friend of mine is on a mission to rid her garden of hawthorn hedging – “Die, hawthorn, die!”. This announcement has led to a thread on her Facebook page where everyone hates on hawthorn. How ugly it is, how thorny, how profuse, how impossible to kill, absolutely the plant, from, hell.

I hardly know what hawthorn looks like and have never had any opinions about it, but I now feel very sorry for poor hawthorn and want to leap to its defence.

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A Quote About Love

05/24/18

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